To the faithful massive

Lanky: Well firstly an apology to all our faithful readers. I realise that we haven’t blogged for quite some time but there is a reason for this. Hayday and I went undercover, deep undercover, in an effort to assist the firm but probably not fair Maldivian police put together a robust highway code. Actually that’s a complete fabrication really (although there’ll be more on the highway code later). In fact Rich’s delightful missus, Sarah, came to stay. Since Recharge is the motivated one around here and I’m the brilliant but lazy latter-day wizard absolutely no blogging occurred.

In fact if I’m honest with you all, which I feel we’re all close enough now to be, not a huge amount has really happened. The Maldives for all its charms has not exactly been Rio de Janeiro (that’s for you Lewis) for your indomitable heroes. In fact it’s not even been a slightly budget party island in Thailand for that matter. Instead we’ve (well just me really) actually had a rather pleasant time reading Jane Austen, buying a hat, playing bowls and getting some new dentures fitted.

Hayday: It is interesting that whilst I am distracted by the delightful better half, the above baboon failed to rise to the challenge to take the lead and ensure that our avid followers were entertained. I wonder whether this failure to rise continues in other aspects of his life…

Lanky: Just to put all those ladies’ and gentlemen’s minds out there at rest I suffer no such problems. Anyway I’ve got this one friend, right, that does have the problem and he told me that you can get medication and it in fact makes you even better. That’s what my friend told me.